Iron Hands Porcupine Petting Contest

If you’ve never won anything before, you’re a winner now, with this Iron Hands Champion t-shirt. Show the world how tough you are with this imaginary championship. Buy it and become a legend in your own mind.

Every Coconut Earl is an original, sprung fresh from the great enormous brain of C.E. himself. Get this here, while you can. You won’t find it anywhere else.

.: 100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)

.: Light fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²))
.: Retail fit
.: Tear away label
.: Runs true to size