$17.00
Tired of bland, generic state apparel? Look no further! This isn’t your average tourist mug; in fact, it’s designed for those who appreciate a healthy dose of geographical grandeur with their Polynesian pride. Behold, our Hawaii State mug, smartly proclaiming it The Archetypical Archipelago!**
WARNING: THIS IS NOT YOUR MOTHER’S STATE SLOGAN. Be sure to read the sign carefully. If you want a mug that’s beyond the ordinary, buy this one.
We’ve taken the spirit of Hawaii and gleaned from it its most definitively island-based form, leading to the undeniable (and slightly formal) declaration, The Archetypical Archipelago. Consequently, if you’re a local who understands the unique nature of this chain of islands, or perhaps a visitor who marvels at its geography, this mug speaks your language. Moreover, it’s designed for those who want a mug that’s truly beyond the ordinary.
So if you’re ready to embrace this geographical truth, step up and grab your piece of The Archetypical Archipelago. It’s more than just ceramic; it’s a statement. Welcome to Hawaii, the very definition of island living! As Coconut Earl always says, “If you can mock it, I can stock it.”
**If you stop to think about it, there is no road sign welcoming you to Hawaii because it’s a bunch of effing islands! Another good (and by good, I mean dumb) reason to buy this shirt. –CE
| 11oz | |
|---|---|
| Height, in | 3.74 |
| Diameter, in | 3.15 |
.: White ceramic
.: 11 oz (0.33 l)
.: Rounded corners
.: C-handle
.: Lead and BPA-free



