Lord of the Beans

Declare your allegiance to the dark side of delicious with our Lord of the Beans tee! It isn’t just fabric; it’s a statement for anyone who knows the true power held within a single coffee bean. “One bean to rule them all, one cup to find them, one brew to draw them in and in a dark roast bind them”—you’ll find yourself reciting this with every sip.

Imagine rocking this tee at your favorite coffee shop, sparking conversations. Perfect attire for that morning cup, reminding everyone that your day truly begins after that first magical cup. Heading to a cozy book club meeting? Make Lord of the Beans your ideal companion, subtly announcing your refined tastes. It’s also fantastic for a casual weekend brunch, a relaxed evening at home, or even as a unique gift for the coffee connoisseur in your life. Wherever coffee is revered, this shirt belongs. Embrace the legend; embrace the Lord of the Beans!

As Coconut Earl always says, “If I can mock it, you can smock it.”

Every Coconut Earl is an original. Get this here, while you can. You won’t find it anywhere else.

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.: Light fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²))
.: Retail fit
.: Tear away label
.: Runs true to size