Only Three Hours to Drive Across! Ohio Slogan Ceramic Mug

Tired of bland, generic state apparel? Look no further! This isn’t your average tourist mug; in fact, it’s designed for those who appreciate a healthy dose of geographical reality with their midwestern pride. Behold, our Ohio State mug, proudly proclaiming it takes Only Three Hours to Drive Across!

WARNING: THIS IS NOT YOUR MOTHER’S STATE SLOGAN. Be sure to read the sign carefully. If you want a mug that’s beyond the ordinary, buy this one.

We’ve taken the spirit of Ohio and distilled it down to its most conveniently quantifiable form, leading to the undeniable declaration, Only Three Hours to Drive Across. Consequently, if you’re a local who understands the ease of navigating the state, or perhaps a visitor who appreciated the short travel times, this mug speaks your language. Moreover, it’s designed for those who want a mug that’s truly beyond the ordinary.

Therefore, if you’re ready to embrace the unvarnished truth, step up and grab your piece of history. It’s more than just ceramic; it’s a statement. Welcome to a place that’s Only Three Hours to Drive Across, making those road trips a breeze! As Coconut Earl always says, “If I can mock it, I can smock it.”

Every Coconut Earl is an original. Get this here, while you can. You won’t find it anywhere else.

.: White ceramic
.: 11 oz (0.33 l)
.: Rounded corners
.: C-handle
.: Lead and BPA-free